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56 Best Geology Puns and Hilarious Jokes in 2019

Geology is considered a boring and dry field and the geologists are also considered the same.

Geology is considered a boring and dry field and the same concepts are about the geologists. The people consider them very boring and do not like to sit with them. The picture is not as it seems to be. The geologists are also very pleasant by nature. It is the nature of their subject that makes them grave-looking people. They also cut jokes and puns with their relatives and loved ones. Here, I am going to list a few best puns and jokes related to geology. You can enjoy sending them to your loved ones related to Geology. It will amuse them too.

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Geology Puns

Puns are basically the words with double meaning. It can explain the surface meaning something else and the inner meaning something different. There are very interesting puns for geologists you can use to amuse them. These puns convey interesting message besides a straight surface meaning.

Dear,

I think you are Marbellous

With Love!

I Pumice to love you forever my sweet friend!

“Don’t Expect

Perfection

From Geologists

They All Have

Their Faults”

Why Wasn’t the Geologist Hungry?

Because! They Lost Their Appetite

“If Something is Gneiss, Don’t take it for Granite.”

“Plateaus are the Highest Form of FLATTERY.”

One Tectonic Plate Bumped into another

And said….

“Sorry. My Fault.”

Geophysicists are the biggest hipsters

Everything they deal with is

Underground

“What did other rocks call the sandstone who thinks it’s a volcanic rock?

A siliclastic”

Why aren’t the tectonic plates allowed in the mattress store?

Because they make the bedrock……

Dear,

I hope you would like to study the volcano of love rising inside my heart.

How fast does a fault move?

A mylonite

Mention a book that made you cry?

Optical Mineralogy….

Sam: Did you hear the one about the geologist?

George: Yes! he took his wife for granite so she left him

Geology Teacher (to his student): What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?

Student (Innocently): SWAG

What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?

I Lava You!

Why did the geologist take his girlfriend to the quarry?

It’s very simple, he wanted to get a little boulder.

Geology Student to another: How did you drown?

Other Student: My grades were below C-level

Teacher: What is the difference between a geologist and a chemist?

Student: A chemist will drink anything that is distilled. A geologist will drink anything that is fermented.

Watson: Holmes! What kind of rock is this!

Holmes: Sedimentary, my dear Watson.

Geology Teacher: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Student: H2O cubed.

Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?

Yes, he just couldn’t put it down.

George: What happens when someone throws a rock at you?

William: I hit Rock’s Bottom.

Geologist (to his son): What do you call a periodic table with gold missing?

Son: “Au revoir”

Nick: What did the geologist say when his doctor asked him if he was ready for his colonic?

Jones: No FRACKING way!!!

Geology teacher (to his class): What do you do with a dead geologist?

Class: Barium

What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel, and iron?

A KNiFe.

Why shouldn’t you let a geologist drive your car?

Because they get hammered and stoned.

Geology Jokes

Jokes can make your time more pleasant while you are enjoying the company of your best friends. It can make your time more memorable if you are cutting the jokes relevant to the time and the person. While enjoying the company of your geologist friends, you can cut some beautiful jokes relevant to their profession. See below a list of interesting jokes and enjoy a memorable time.

Q: What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?

A: Coca-Cola Clastic

Q: Why do Earth Science professors like to teach about ammonia?

A: Because it’s basic material.

Q: What did the Cowboy Chemist tell his horse?

A: HIO Ag!

The relationship of lovers is like tectonic plates.

It breaks up

When the friction between two plates

Increases

Q: If H20 is water what is H204?

A: Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming.

Q: According to a geologist, why is the world so diverse?

A: Because it’s made up of alkynes of people.

Q: What do geologists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A: A ferrous wheel.

Q: What’s wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium?

A: its CoRnY

My dear, You called me a cool person

This rock was Magma before it was cool

Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

A: OH SNaP!

Q: How did the blonde define hydrophobic on her Earth Science exam?

A: Fear of utility bills.

What fruit contains Barium and double Sodium?

BaNaNa!

Why shouldn’t you lend geologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be recent…..

Teacher: What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy?

Student: Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe

Q: Why do Geologists go to Lollapalooza?

A: To get their “Rock” On.

Q: What did the Psychologist tell the geologist?

A: “Every decline is a great Break Through”

Q: What happens when you look up geology jokes?

A: You know you’ve hit rock bottom!

Q: Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap?

A: Because it was on shale.

Why wasn’t the geologist hungry?

He lost his apatite.

Why shouldn’t you lend geologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

Q: Mountains aren’t funny….?

A: They’re hilarious.

Q: Why was the Geologist expelled from Reform School?

A: He was a dirty layer!

Teacher: What’s black, white, purple, yellow and blue in the rocks?

Student: Sugilite, opal, and sardonyx fighting over a gumball.

Geology Teacher: Where do geologists like to relax?

Student: In a rocking chair

James: Why are geologists good at stand up comedy?

Nick: They know really “dirty” jokes.

Q: Did you know that geologists are athletic?

A: Yeah, I read it in Quartz illustrated.

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